Phase 1: The Offense

In this phase, you've been diagnosed with a severe case of gassiness. The smell is so potent that it's attracting every fly within a 5-block radius.

Your symptoms include:

• Excessive flatulence
• Unbearable odor
• Severe stomach cramps

Treatment options include:

• Phase 2: The Silencing - A series of earplugs and a pair of noise-cancelling headphones will be required.
• Phase 3: The Remediating - A team of highly trained specialists will attempt to remove the offending odor from your system.

Proceed to Phase 2