After a thorough analysis, our team has confirmed that the Fart Attack has entered a critical phase.
The situation is dire, with reports of sonic booms and shattered windows coming from the vicinity of the cafeteria.
Our sensors are picking up some irregularities in the atmospheric pressure, which may be linked to the presence of a rogue gaseous entity.
Recommendations:
A new development has been detected. The entity is now emitting a low-pitched whine.
This may indicate a change in its behavior or a malfunction in the containment field.
Please be on high alert and report any further anomalies to the Fart Attack Control Center.