It's been 4 days since the Fart Attack of '22.
We've had to replace 75% of the city's air filters and the smell of burnt beans has become a permanent fixture in our noses.
Our emergency services are on the brink of collapse, and our sewage system is still recovering from the massive influx of gasses.
But, on the bright side, our fart-themed cafe has seen a 300% increase in sales.
So, it's a mixed bag, really.