Phase 4: The Resolution

After weeks of frantic research, Dr. Emily's team finally cracked the code to stopping the dreaded Fart Attack of 2023.

Phase 4, codenamed 'The Resolution', is a comprehensive plan to defuse the situation using an experimental combination of probiotics, dietary adjustments, and carefully calibrated flatulence-sensing technology.

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Side effects of The Resolution may include:

Temporary flatulence reduction
Reduced confidence in one's ability to hold it in
Rapidly increasing demand for probiotic-based snacks