FART DEFUSAL MINISTRY PRESS RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The Ministry of Fart Defusal is proud to announce the deployment of our latest Fart Containment Protocol.

This revolutionary new system utilizes a network of highly trained Fart Detectives to identify and neutralize rogue gaseous emissions throughout the land.

With a 99.99% success rate, our Fart Defusal teams are the heroes of the modern world.

Key features of the system include:

• Fart Detect-o-meters: Advanced sensors capable of pinpointing even the most subtle toots.
• Fart Containment Units: Highly pressurized, odor-neutralizing chambers for safe and effective Fart Defusal.
• Automated Fart-astrophe Response System: Activates in the event of a catastrophic Fart-astrophe, ensuring public safety and minimizing property damage.

We invite you to join us in our mission to Defuse the Fart.

Stay vigilant, citizens!

—The Ministry of Fart Defusal

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