Prime Suspect

After a thorough investigation, the Prime Suspect has been identified as a gassy individual who shall remain nameless.

The Defuse-the-Fart-Attack unit has been activated, and the Prime Suspect has been cornered in the break room.

The team is on high alert, equipped with gas masks and a can of air freshener.

Fart Spectrum Analysis

Fart Spectrum Analysis

The analysis reveals a 3.5 on the flatulence scale, indicating a moderate to high level of gassiness.

The team is considering using the Fart-Silencer 3000, a device capable of absorbing up to 90% of the gassy emissions.

Gassy Profile