What is it?
A Fart Defusal is an emergency protocol designed to prevent the release of noxious farts in public places.
Caused by: Beans, broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, and other gassy foods.
Treatments: Eat a piece of gum, drink water, and/or wear a gas mask.
Side Effects: Discomfort, laughter, and occasional tears.
Learn more about protocols See the food registry