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DEFUSE THE FART ATTACK

Welcome to the official Fart Defusal Protocol website. We're glad you're here.

What is it?

A Fart Defusal is an emergency protocol designed to prevent the release of noxious farts in public places.

Caused by: Beans, broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, and other gassy foods.

Treatments: Eat a piece of gum, drink water, and/or wear a gas mask.

Side Effects: Discomfort, laughter, and occasional tears.

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Remember, a little bit of prevention goes a long way.