Eggplant Squad 3 Experimentation Log

**Experiment 1:** "The Great Avocado Toast Heist"

A daring heist involving the theft of a single slice of artisanal avocado toast from the cafeteria. The mission was a success, but the team leader got a weird rash.

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Experiment 2: "The Fjord of Despair"

A team member, codename: "The Fjord," was tasked with navigating the treacherous waters of a particularly aggressive office coffee machine. Mission status: Aborted due to excessive caffeine intake.

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