Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Why do I still hear the sound of my fart?

Our research and development team at Fart-Silencer-Tech is working hard to silence your gassy sounds.

Q: What is the average time it takes to silence a fart?

We're still testing this, but our current results show it takes around 2.4 seconds.

Q: Will Fart-Silencer-Tech work for all types of flatulence?

No, but we're working on it. Currently, it only works for 99.9% of all farts.

Q: Can I use Fart-Silencer-Tech for other things besides silencing farts?

We're still testing its uses for, say, silencing burps, snoring, or even the sound of your cat's hairballs.

What are we researching next?