Our research and development team at Fart-Silencer-Tech is working hard to silence your gassy sounds.
We're still testing this, but our current results show it takes around 2.4 seconds.
No, but we're working on it. Currently, it only works for 99.9% of all farts.
We're still testing its uses for, say, silencing burps, snoring, or even the sound of your cat's hairballs.
What are we researching next?