Bob The Eggplant Dancing Machine

Bob is the most renowned eggplant in the land. He spends his days spinning tunes and his nights performing the robot.

Check out Bob's Dance Card for his upcoming performances.

Beneath The Surface

Bob The Eggplant Dancing Machine has a secret life. He performs for the discerning few who know where to find him.

Discover the hidden gigs.

The Eggplant Illuminati

Bob The Eggplant Dancing Machine performs for the Eggplant Illuminati, an underground club of eggplant enthusiasts.