Eggplant Mania Is Real, and It's Here to Stay

For the uninitiated, eggplant mania is a phenomenon where people become utterly and inexplicably obsessed with the majesty of eggplants. It's not just a vegetable, it's a lifestyle.

Some say it's the vibrant purple color that sets off the trigger, while others claim it's the subtle crunch of the flesh that does the deed. Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure:

Here's a list of eggplant mania symptoms:

• You can't stop thinking about eggplants
• You've replaced your social media profile picture with an eggplant emoji
• You've started a collection of eggplant-print socks
• You've taken to writing eggplant-themed poetry
• You've begun to see eggplants in every dream

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Don't worry, you're not alone! Join us in our community of eggplant enthusiasts and let's make the world a more eggplant-filled place. Click here to connect with fellow maniacs.

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