Welcome to the Peanut Butter Pit, where the only thing more plentiful than peanut butter is the existential dread of running out.

Our pit is a marvel of engineering, a wonder of the modern world.

But be warned: our pit is not for the faint of heart. The sheer volume of peanut butter can be overwhelming.

Proceed with caution.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try: