The Pebble Not Turning

We have a bit of a situation here. The pebbles, well, not turning. Like, at all.

It's not like they're just a little slow, nope. They're not even wiggling in their sleep. It's a pebble apocalypse, and we're running out of time.

What's going on? Is it a lack of motivation? A lack of... pebbleness? Or is it just a general feeling of 'meh'?

We need your help! Please, for the love of all things pebly, tell us: Consult the Pebble Therapist, or maybe Get a Pebble Motivator to get those pebbles turning in no time!