The Great Boulders of Boredom

Welcome to the land of Pebbles, where the skies are gray, the grass is dry, and the excitement is as flat as the horizon.

A Guide to the Most Thrilling Activities in Pebble Explore the Dull Museum Visit the Unending Borehole Participate in the Annual Boredom Festival

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

Take a Self-Guided Tour of the Completely Unremarkable Landmarks The Monument to the Most Average of All Time The Uninspired Park Bench The Boringly-Named Bridge Over Nothing