Penalty 4: Excessive Use of Comic Sans

Warning: This page is a crime against humanity. Do not look at it for too long, lest you risk permanent damage to your sanity.

Causes of the Crime:

• Obsessive use of rounded corners
• Overreliance on pastel colors
• Unironic use of Comic Sans

Symptoms:

• Loss of productivity
• Uncontrollable rage
• Long-term damage to your aesthetic sensibilities

Treatment:

Seek immediate medical attention, or in this case, treatments may include:

• Eye bleach
• Intensive therapy to repair your sense of style
• Complete removal of the offending font