Coffee-Gate: The Registry

Where the puny crimes of coffee shop employees come to roost.

CRIME #1: OVEREXTRACTING

When your barista extracts so hard, the coffee tastes like a flavor bomb went off in your mouth.

Learn more about Overextracting.

CRIME #2: FORGETTING THE MILK

When your barista forgets the milk, you forget why you even came to the coffee shop in the first place.

Learn more about Forgeting the Milk.

CRIME #3: MAKING IT TOO HOT OR TOO COLD

When your coffee is served at a temperature that makes you question the very fabric of existence.

Learn more about The Temperature Debacle.