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Slightly-Too-Loudly-Whistled-At-3am-While-Everyone-Was-Studying-For-Their-Exam
Location: 3rd Floor, Dorm 14
Time: 03:14 AM, April 12th, 2023
Penalty: Warning and 1st year's worth of earplugs
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