Mild Mishaps Report

Today's mishaps:

• Mr. Johnson accidentally locked his keys in the fridge. Again.
• Local cat, Mr. Whiskers, got his tail caught in a cheese grater.
• The library's bookshelf collapsed under the weight of all the "Twilight" novels.

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