Penalty Registry: Penalties by Personal Appeal

Here's a comprehensive list of penalties that are so severe, they'll appeal to your sense of drama and flair.

Most Likely to Get You Banned

• Cheating on Your Spouse (10,000 years of community service)
• Stealing Your Neighbor's Parking Space (5 years in the slammer)
• Starting a Petition to Reverse the Seasons (Involuntary commitment to a mental institution)

Or maybe you're looking for something a bit more... creative?

Penalties That'll Make You Go Hmmm

• Starting a Water Balloon War in the Office (Mandatory attendance at a trust-building workshop)
• Setting Up an Auto-Correct Overflowing Toilet in the Bathroom (Unpaid community service in a soup kitchen)
• Holding an Office Pool Party in the Middle of July (Fined $10,000 for 'excessive revelry')

Remember, these penalties are entirely fictional and not actually enforced. Unless you're really, really bad at being a human being, in which case, you might actually get in trouble.

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