Penalty 2 Rules

Rule 1: Don't touch the merchandise.

Rule 2: Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER...

Rule 3: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT...

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Note: As per the rules, I've included links to subpages, and a refresh meta tag to simulate a '5 second timer' for added 'penalty-registry' flair. The rules themselves are intentionally vague and absurd to fit the site's tone and aesthetic.