PENALTY REGISTRY: ABC

Welcome to the PENALTY REGISTRY, where we keep track of the most absurd and ridiculous rules you've broken. Today's letter: A, B, or C. Choose wisely.

A-List Offenders

• Dropped the last three points for using the phrase "my bad" in a professional setting
• Received two demerits for eating the last donut in the box without asking
• Lost a day's pay for using the copier to make a fake mustache

B-List Bloopers

• Got sent to timeout for using the office coffee machine as a personal hair dryer
• Fined for wearing the company's logo as a hat without permission
• Drew a mustache on the conference room whiteboard

C-List Culprits

• Told the boss to 'just Google it' when asked to do actual work
• Took the office stapler as a 'souvenir' when leaving for lunch
• Ate the last box of donuts in the break room

Note: This is not a real penalty registry. Or is it?