Welcome to Silly Penalties
Where the rules don't apply, and the fines are steep
You have been summoned to the Office of Unreasonable Fines for the following infractions:
- Extraneous use of Comic Sans in a professional setting
- Failure to wear a proper cape to a meeting
- Repeatedly using the phrase "I'm not a morning person" as an excuse
Penalties include:
- Requiring an additional 5 minutes of small talk before starting work on any project
- Being forced to listen to elevator music on repeat for 2 hours
- Having to attend an impromptu meeting at 6 AM on a Tuesday
Learn more about our fine and fee schedule
Contact the Penalty Appeal Committee for more information