Catnip Overload: The Feline Frenzy

Warning: Proceed with Caution

We're currently experiencing a catnip overload in the building. Prolonged exposure to our catnip-infused atmosphere may result in:

• Excessive head-bobbing and purr-festering
• Uncontrollable meowing and scratching
• Spontaneous generation of cat hair everywhere

We're working to resolve this issue ASAP. In the meantime, please enjoy our complimentary catnip samples:

For more information, please refer to:

Catnip Usage Guidelines

Or visit:

The Catnip Research Lab