Welcome to Forced Listening to Bro Country, where the lyrics are so complicated, they're practically incomprehensible!
Known for his 17-minute power ballads and 20-minute intros, Bob "The Bro" Johnson is the patron saint of forced listening.
His latest album, "The Bro Anthem," is a 4-hour epic poem that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
Or, you know, just put it on repeat for 2 hours and pretend you're still listening.