Why the Bro Country Soundtrack is So Rough

You know what they say: "If it's not country, it's not music." But let's be real, folks, the bro country soundtrack is more like "If it's country, it's not music." It's like nails on a chalkboard, but instead of nails, it's a chainsaw and instead of chalkboard, it's your ears.

What is Bro Country? Bro Country is the Sound of Chaos

Theories

• It's a cry for help
• It's a desperate attempt to get a beer
• It's a sonic manifestation of a man's inner turmoil
• It's a way to drown out the sound of your own sanity