Forced Viewing of Cat Videos: 1/10

You have been assigned the duty of watching cat videos for 24 hours, 7 days a week.

This is day 1, session 1. You have 9 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds left until you can take a break.

Today's schedule:

1. Session 2: 3 hours of cat yoga
2. Session 3: 2 hours of cat agility
3. Session 4: 4 hours of cat cafe browsing
4. Session 5: 5 hours of cat agility

Current cat viewing statistics:

Hours watched: 1

Cats viewed: 2

Warning: excessive viewing of cat videos may cause:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Permanent brain damage
• Irreversible cat obsession

Do not attempt to leave. Do not try to resist. The cats will not be silenced.