The Penthouse of Pretentiousness

A Residence of Refinement and Superiority

We are a community of the most discerning individuals, gathered on the rooftop of a 20-story building, sipping artisanal lattes and judging the pedestrian tastes of the common rabble.

Our penthouse is a beacon of refinement, a sanctuary for those who refuse to be swayed by the banal tastes of the unwashed masses.

Don't bother trying to find us; we're not on social media.