Welcome to the Page of Utter Brilliance!

Here's Bob, your host, with an air of superiority

Bob is a master of all things brilliant, with a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for the absurd. He's been known to solve world hunger, end the cold war, and cook a mean soufflé.

Bob's accomplishments include but are not limited to:

• Inventing the wheel, but only for bicycles
• Creating the perfect algorithm for folding a fitted sheet
• Curing world hunger with a single, well-timed burp

Some of Bob's favorite things:

Things that are better than the sun

• Dark chocolate
• Heavy metal music
• Tightrope walking

Things that are worse than the sun

• Most politicians
• Overly complicated math equations
• Most reality TV shows

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