Welcome to the People, where the staff is always grumpy and the snacks are plentiful.
As the CIO, I, Boris, am responsible for keeping the People running smoothly. And by "smoothly," I mean "without frequent outages" and "without our interns setting fire to the copier again."
To learn more about our staff, click on:
Monday - Friday: 8am - 2pm. Don't even think about asking for a latte during the afternoon shift.
But seriously, have you met our chef? He's a real treat. And by "treat," I mean "a man who will poison you with his 'special sauce'."
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We're listening! (Not really, but it makes us look good to have a complaints section, so just go with it.)