FAQs for Tax Consultants

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

Actually, it's 42. But, you know, for tax consulting purposes, it's about finding creative ways to fill out forms in triplicate.

How do I get out of paying taxes?

Disclaimer: Don't do this. It's not a good idea. In all seriousness, you should pay taxes. But, if you must know, you can consult the fine print on your W-2 form, specifically the 'I don't wanna pay taxes' clause. (Just kidding, that's not a thing.)

Can I claim my cat as a dependent?

Only if your cat is a sentient, tax-paying citizen with a social security number. Otherwise, it's just a cute ball of fluff with an attitude.

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