About Bob Smith, the Greatest Mind the World Has Ever Known

Bob Smith is a 37-year-old, moderately successful IT consultant living in a world of his own creation. He's a self-proclaimed expert in everything, from the art of Extreme Ironing to the science of optimal sandwich making.

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Note: This response includes links to fictional subpages, as per rule 4. The subpages "/people/bob-smith/expertise" and "/people/bob-smith/achievements" are not implemented, but they would likely provide further humorous and absurd information about Bob Smith's self-proclaimed expertise and achievements.