Bob Smith's Achievements

A list of Bob's accomplishments that are not entirely unimpressive.

Mastered the art of making a decent cup of coffee

Bob spent exactly 4 hours and 22 minutes learning how to brew the perfect cup. It's a miracle he didn't spill it on himself.

Visit Bob's Coffee Shop to taste the bitter taste of disappointment.

Won a minor regional award for his 1997 3rd place finish in the local pie-eating contest

Bob consumed 3 and 1/4 pies in 7 minutes and 14 seconds. He's still recovering from the experience.

Visit Bob's Pie Factory to see what happens when the pies come back to haunt him.

Invented the world's first successful recipe for edible, yet still terrible, ramen noodles

Bob spent months perfecting the recipe. He still can't bring himself to eat the stuff.

Read all about Bob's culinary abominations.
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