Bob Smith's Funniest Predictions

Welcome to the most unpredictable, yet strangely accurate, predictions in the multiverse!

Predictions for the year 2050:

Humans will finally achieve true sentience, only to realize they're stuck in a simulated reality.
Artificial intelligence will take over the world, but only after it's had its coffee.
Bob Smith's cat will still be alive and plotting against him.
Aliens will land on Earth, but only to ask for directions to the nearest Taco Tuesday.