Bob Smith's Wallet Woes
Bob Smith was having a bad day. He had lost his wallet, his phone, and his sense of purpose. He had been walking to the store, minding his own business, when he felt a tap on the back.
He turned around to see a seagull perched on a trash can, eyeing him up and down. Bob tried to shoo it away, but it flew after his wallet instead.
"Hey, come back here!" Bob shouted, chasing after the bird. But the seagull was too fast, and Bob was too... well, too slow.
As Bob stood there, feeling like the world was conspiring against him, he realized that he had a decision to make: give chase, or let the seagull keep the wallet.
He thought for a moment, then shrugged. "Oh well, I guess I can just get another wallet. Or maybe I'll just use my phone to pay for everything. Or maybe I'll just use a piece of cardboard with a drawing on it... Wait, that's not a bad idea, is it?"
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