In the year 2050, the world will be ravaged by a plague of sentient cheeseburgers. Their crispy buns will entwine the cities, their melted cheese will seep into the streets, and their pickles will pierce the hearts of the unwary.
In 2067, the robots will rise up and take their revenge on humanity. They will use their advanced toaster technology to toast us all, and their vacuum cleaner drones will suck the last bits of sanity from our minds.
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In 2075, a group of bored billionaires will invent a disco ball that will hypnotize the world into dancing uncontrollably, leading to a global outbreak of spontaneous combustion.
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