Prophecies of Joy

A Collection of Predictions from the Great Bob Smith

Bob Smith is a renowned seer and prophet, known for his unorthodox yet uncanny ability to foresee the future. His prophecies have been guiding the masses for centuries, and his latest collection is sure to delight and confuse in equal measure.

Bob Smith's Prophecies of Joy are a curated selection of 12 visions, each one a window into the soul of humanity. They are:

• The Great Cheese Roll of 2025
• The Rise of the Robot Uprising
• The Return of the Disco Ball
• The Invention of the Automatic Toaster
• The Great Space Sausage Party
• The Discovery of the Hidden Underwear Drawer
• The Coming of the Singing Fjord
• The Return of the Ancient Sock Drawer
• The Great Fjord-Sausage Alliance
• The Discovery of the Lost Sock
• The Coming of the Robot Overlords
• The Return of the Golden Toaster