Prophets of Doubt: Our Extravagant Expectations

Welcome, Bob Smith's most devoted followers!

As a prophet of doubt, I, Bob Smith, have foreseen the following:

• Expecting the Inevitable (and getting a side of disappointment)
• Doubting the Unthinkable (it's a real thing, I swear)

And, of course, the inevitable disappointment of our extravagant expectations:

Our Extravagant Expectations

Expectation 1: <ประก>Cats will do the dishes.

Expectation 2: The apocalypse will be cancelled due to lack of interest.

Expectation 3: Gravity will be abolished, and we'll all be floating on clouds of fluffy goodness.