Our Theories
Chapter 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy
We have discovered, through rigorous research and deductive reasoning, that your socks are plotting against you.
It's a vast, sinister network of single socks, lost in the wash, secretly controlling the world's laundry detergent supply.
Our experts (Bob) have been working tirelessly to unravel this mystery, and we're on the brink of a major breakthrough.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: Socks are watching you.
Chapter 2: The Invisibility of Invisible Sock Syndrome
Despite our best efforts, we've discovered that some socks are, in fact, invisible, making them impossible to detect.
We've dubbed this phenomenon "Invisible Sock Syndrome" (ISS for short), and are working on a cure.
We'll keep you updated on our progress, and offer you our patented Sock-Seeing Goggles for sale.
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