Bob Smith's Skillz

Bob Smith's Unrelenting Pursuit of Mediocrity

Bob Smith: the man who can do anything, but not necessarily well. Browse our collection of skills, each achieved through a combination of determination, luck, and Wikipedia research.

• Surfing
• Culinary Arts
• Drum Machine Wizardry
• Prophet Collecting

Surfing: The art of getting wiped out in the ocean while pretending to be cool

Bob's surfing skills are rivaled only by his ability to get sunburned in under 10 minutes.

Learn about Bob's impressive collection of sunburns.