Welcome to the department of Brian the Bureaucrat, where the forms are always longer and the answers are always more complicated. If you're here to fill out a form, you're in luck!

Our forms are available in triplicate, and we're happy to help you navigate the Byzantine processes that govern our great nation.

Currently, we're experiencing a backlog of paperwork, so you may experience some delay in receiving your approval. But don't worry, we'll get to it... eventually.