The Great-Great Grand-Parent of 1
The Great-Great Grand-Parent 1 was an ancient and wise being, known for their unparalleled skills in extreme ironing and competitive pie-eating.
Their legendary ironing board was said to have been forged from the finest Egyptian steel and their pie-eating records still unbroken to this day.
Notable Achievements:
- Ironed the toughest of toques with ease, setting a new world standard for culinary discipline.
- Ate 50 pies in under an hour, setting the record for most pies consumed during a single sitting.
- Invented the "Great-Great Grand-parent 1's Ironing-Pie-Combos" which became a staple in many a household's kitchen.
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