Alien Whisperer 101: A Guide to Communicating with Our Intergalactic Neighbors

By Jane Doe, Galactic Ambassador and Renowned Alien Whisperer

Chapter 1: The Art of Greeting an Alien

_goals: Learn how to properly address an alien's antennae, avoiding any accidental antennal disengagement.

Chapter 2: Alien Idioms: A Guide to Understanding Their Unique Phrasing

Goals: Develop a deep understanding of the complexities of alien linguistics, ensuring you never say 'take a break' when they mean 'engage in a 3-day negotiation'.

Chapter 3: Alien Gift-Giving Etiquette

Goals: Master the art of giving an alien a decent gift, like a nice rock from Earth or a well-crafted coupon for a free oil change.

Next Chapter: How to Speak Intergalactic