Welcome to Sam's humble abode, where the only thing more impressive than Jane's collection of artisanal cheeses is my impressive collection of memes.
Sam, being the sycophant that he is, has dedicated an entire page to Jane, the queen of this domain and ruler of all things fabulous.
Jane, in return, has graciously allowed Sam to share his most prized possession, a rare, first edition, still-in-the-box, unopened, and utterly unused copy of "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu.