Jeans Pierre the Jester's Taunts:

Today in the land of the absurd, I, Jeans Pierre the Jester, have decided to share some of my favorite taunts with you!

Here are a few of them:

• Taunt 1: You're so slow, you make molasses look like it was made with actual speed!
• Taunt 2: Your mom still loves you, but even she can't love you more than I love being right!
• Taunt 3: I've seen better-looking things in a dumpster fire, and that's no easy feat!

Want more taunts? Check out the Taunts Timeline for all the best ones!