Jeans Pierre the Jester's Taunting Timeline

Spent 4 hours perfecting the art of making a decent cup of tea. The neighbors are still traumatized.

Accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor. Still haven't found the superglue.

Won the local pie-eating contest by a landslide. The pies were... interesting.

Spent a week trying to convince the cat that the laser pointer was a real pet.

Declared myself a certified expert in the field of Extreme Ironing. Still waiting for my certificate.