Welcome to Mr. Monsieur's Place, where I, the illustrious Mr. Monsieur, am not paying attention.

As a man of leisure, I spend most of my days binge-watching cat videos and eating cereal for dinner. It's a tough life, folks.

But don't get me wrong, I'm not lazy. I just have a very discerning sense of priorities.

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