Warning: This website is a portal into the mind of Roberto, a master of anxiety and existential dread.
Roberto is a 35-year-old man who has been trapped in his apartment for 3 years, subsisting on a diet of ramen noodles and conspiracy theories.
He spends his days pacing back and forth, muttering to himself, and wondering if he's being watched by the government.
Click here to learn more about Roberto's latest conspiracy theory, Squirrelgate.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to read about Roberto's alleged experiences with the secret underground tunneling society.