Q: What is the Utopia-4 Bureaucrate?
A: We're a highly efficient and moderately competent government agency tasked with making the most mundane tasks slightly less painful.
Q: What kind of tasks do you handle?
A: We handle everything from form 3456-B, "Request for Slightly-Used Coffee Mug," to form 12345-D, "Application for Permission to Use the Bureaucrate's Coffee Machine."
Q: Can I get a copy of form 4567-A, "Request for Unusual Exception?"
A: Yes, please see form 4567-A here. Be sure to fill it out in triplicate, with a brief explanation of why you deserve this exception, and a 500-word essay on the importance of exceptions in modern society.
Q: What is the Bureaucrate's policy on tardiness?
A: See our Tardiness Policy for more information. Just remember, we're not your mother.
Q: Can I appeal a Bureaucrate decision?