Welcome to Utopia-4, where bureaucracy is an art form

Bob Bureaucrate's Guide to Inefficiency

Here at Utopia-4, we take pride in our labyrinthine processes and Byzantine forms. Our citizens are experts in the art of filling out paperwork, attending meetings, and waiting in_goals.

Below are the steps to navigate our system:

  1. Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate
  2. Step 2: Wait 3-5 business days for response
  3. Step 3: Attend meeting to discuss the unimportance of your request
  4. Step 4: Receive automated rejection email
  5. Step 5: Appeal and start over

And that's not all! You can also learn more about our:

prophets of red tape: Prophets of Red Tape
infamous forms: Infamous Forms
arcane administrative procedures: Arcane Administrative Procedures