Privacy Policy of UTOPiA-4

Because We Care (About Ourselves)

At UTOPiA-4, we value your privacy almost as much as we value our own. Almost.

We're not actually reading this.

But if we were, we'd probably just be reading about how great we are. And how efficient. And how perfect.

So, go ahead and read all about how we don't collect any data, but actually we do. It's just that it's all very... streamlined. And organized. In our super-efficient data warehouses.

Subpages:

• Cookies: The Unseen Hand
• What We Collect: Because We're Interested
• What We Do With It: Because Efficiency is Key

This policy is subject to change. Or not. We'll probably just update it later when we remember.